LLCF Episode 2.2: The name of My friend's Bike is St. Magneton

Warning: May cause butthurt.  This will be my only outlet for what I truly feel. If you're not down with that, please leave.  This is comedy done by yours truly.


   What the fuck you mean, your bike gets you bitches?  Dah, fuck it, let's jump right in.

1. This clusterfuck got me feelin all types of happy
2. And you don't know what way you're feelin.
3. That song got you feelin some type of dipshit.
4. If you can't figure out what type of way you're feelin, then you need to see a psychiatrist.
5. I mean goddamn, person. Did you feel some type of passive agressive before some famous rapper fucked your wife?
6. Did you feel some type of mediocre black romance when your suitor passed by?
7. Did you feel some type of emotionally retarded before your greatest disappoint hit you in your fuckin face?
8. Shut your whore mouth and get the fuck out my face with that bullshit?
9. Takin you 30 minutes to figure out shit.... mother fucker...
10. I swear, Facebook is ancient Greece right now
11. Everyone tryin to be the next Socrates or Plato
12. Pretty sure those motherfuckers touched children.
13. Look at your news feed and tell me you don't see some low count hypocrite spoutin out philosophical prostitution
14. I don't think wisdom is supposed to be a fad.
15. or the equivalent of Rent-a-Hoe.
16. These quotes make me want to be foolish.
17. Like doin the opposite of what they tell you.
18. What's that? The fuck you mean Raven Symone told you to be an insecure mate.
19. The fuck you mean the Allstate Guy told you to check your girl and her male friend who's really a side nigga?
20. No Spam, I'm quite fine with my size, ask anyone who saw
21. aw shit, I said too much
22. Back to no. 12, Those niggas weren't even Catholic.
23. Still can't figure out what you're feelin? Well shit!
24. A rapper fucked your bitch
25. and your best friend
26. It's clear he goes two ways
27. Even that got me feelin some type of way...
28. that type of way that makes my brain feel shafted.
29. Well Fuck.....
30. The fuck you mean suck your dick, you're a bike?
31. Well of to play games made by guys who masturbated to Super Mario Bros the Lost Levels.

See you in episode 3.  I'm gonna make it a poin to talk about breasts every third episode. :3 Not just Sayin, it's gonna happen.

LLCF Season 2: RE: ME

Hello, before we go any further. Let's say this. For the newcomers, I try not to be the swag fag who offends without prejudice or bias.  My Clusterfucks although harsh are made with good taste in mind.  Somethin of a comedic experiment for the internet.  In short, This is not for the ill-informed or weak stomached. This is for those who can take an honest opinion from me and laugh about it.  Truthfully this is the closest to a dick fest you'll get from me. This is no longer a Facebook affair for this season, plus this will be done from the ground up. LLCF, Life's Little Clusterfucks, is in it's second season now

Hi rookies Let's Do it:

1. Dwayne Hinds
2. DOB: November 20, 1985
3. Born in Brooklyn, New York
4. First Gen American of Trinidadian full blood
5. Allergic to all kinds of nuts
6. My first plunge into Japanese culture began with martial arts.
7. Learned Japanese at age 12
8. First real take on anime was Yoroiden Samurai Troopers [Ronin Warriors]
9. My first game was Super Mario Bros.
10. since it came out two months prior to my date of birth, I played it in 1990.
11. Lived in Georgia since August of 1992
12. I need a break from this place......... hard.
13. Grape juice is my favorite drink.
14. Even though I was watching Power Rangers for years, Viewtiful Joe [Capcom, 2004] was my first dive into Tokusatsu. 
15. The game had some toku references so fuck yes.
16. Seriously, Capcom hired toku fans around that time.
17. I make comics
18. There's one rule I try not to break on LLCF: Never make dated current event jokes.
19. New Rule: Make more tasteful humor.
20. I enjoy lemon Cake on my Birthday
21. Like any sensible person, I HATE most of the reality shows out there
22. Dry humor is my idea of humor.
23. Oh and let's not forget straightman/dumbass jokes
24. My Kamen Rider Name is Wataru Kurenai [also Facebook]. some call me Kiva
25. My Sentai name is Sousuke Esumi
26. I hate conspiracy theories
27. I loathe pride above anything everything else.
28. I love the color Red
29. I don't think I'm a nice person, I just want to do nice things for those i care for.
30. Half of the rap songs out are 4 minute cock fests in my opinion
31. I am a huge fan of big natural boobs. Now everyone on the net knows. And i have no problems
32. except for it's hard to say that to anyone face to face without pissing them off :(
33. I am a homebody. Clubs and bars aren't my usual Schtick. But cons I do
34. this also includes, theaters, arcades, and other forums
35. My Nickname is Showa60
36. There ya go.... See you in the next episode.

Life's Little Clusterf*cks Episode 11 [The Milk Pillow Diaries Chapter 1] Con Tolerance

[Written days after Momocon 2012][Not releasing 11.5.   My views on today's Anime Conventions still remain. Furthermore, my opinion on the whole Con =/= Consent bit is this: One, whoever came up with this was fuckin slow. Two, this PSA is late, asinine and arbitrary, if not pretentious. Three, this isn't a fuckin strip club, stop tryin to rape cosplayers and female cosplayers, stop actin like you can't get harassed. Be prepared for fuck sake. Especially for guys like me.] Mini-rant over.

The Gokaigers [that's Go-Kie- jers][look em up] taught me something; treat every battle like your last.  Also I noticed a trend between me and my self-appointed Kouhai, Gekko: since my 5th anniversary[more on that later] we've done collabs based on our respective rants during convetion months.  I hope this happens more often.  Speaking of conventions, Allow me to gear up for battle...

"GOKAI CHANGE" -inserts ranger key in mobirates- [GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAIGER!!]

Now that we got that outta the way, let's put on a show.

Also, this would be a good time to clear out if you intend on opposing me like an immature 12 year-old. This fight is for mature audiences only.

For the unfamiliar, my fisrt convention was in 2006. The con of choice was Anime Weeekend Atlanta. I never thought that my first time would be at the Atlantic Southeast's Largest Anime oriented con. This convention turned a 20 year-old to a happy little schoolboy.  To be blunt, some of you either don't know, or have forgotten what it feels like to be at an event that caters to you every self interest.  Alot of you have turned said experience to the equivalent of a bar setting.  Don't get me wrong, I've punched a number or two as well, but my main focus was to feel right at home; enjoy 3 days of tastefully not growing up and see fellow like-minded fans act accordingly.  The day after the con, I would usually set a standard for how things should be from that point on.  I never felt that happy since 2004.  In Atlanta, there are 3 other conventions; Momocon, DragonCon, and the new kid on the block, SeishunCon. As much as I enjoy these conventions, my prejudice amongst them stays the same; AWA sets the standard, they play catch-up [funny, this elitist talk coming from a mid-20's japanophile virgin who can barely get to any of these cons let alone wear a good cosplay.]  Seishun gets a pass from me, but Momo and Dragon.....ya'll in my opinion would wanna step up.

     This is my 6th year in goin to conventions, Momo being the first since 2007 I attend due to the fact that it starts in march.  Also in regards to it's chronological position, this is the proving grounds, and for me, if you can survive this, you can survive later ones. Since last year[2011], Seishun became no.2.  Dragon became my third annual event.  The thing is, Dragon is geared to all spectrums of geek culture as opposed to just anime. Sadly with that [and the overpriced admittance fees] It feels more like an elitist club; quick to weed out anyone who appears to be an initial threat [no tasteless jokes here]. Yet why do I still go? Because I have a right to feel comfotable as a geek.  Then you have the "FINAL BOSS" AWA.

     Lately, it's come to my attention that the much unneeded bullshit I left behind in the real world [or so I assume] has crept it's way in to these outings: resulting in them being more tolerable than enjoyable.  And like a festering disease, it has affected whatever social life i have, much less the fruits of my networking post con. Ranging from oversexed cumtraps to stalkerish dickcheeses.  I would assume that most of my peers have been bullied, sexually harassed, and or provoked into fear in their earlier lives, and for me personally, it's not something I wanna revisit. With what I'm seeing now, I would like to repeat a line from "The Big Bang Theory" that Penny stated

                "You know, for someone who's been picked on their whole lives, you guys have become total jerks"

     Some of you would respond by saying, "that sound's far too naive. get real". Well, yeah; maybe I believe that everyone should literally get along in cons and out of them afterwards. Ignorant-sounding yes, but with things as they are, alot of you can sod off with that.  If one were to remove the geek and anime aspect of these outings, I would whole-heartedly refuse to go.

  In regards to Momocon 2012, I enjoyed it so much, yet I'm compelled to say this; it can do better.  My main purpose is to see some tokusatsu stuff and the usual bits since I first started.  Upon which, this con has like many others, won me some new allies and friends.  And hey, I got to see Little Kuriboh [cool guy btw].  As far as women go, they are the least of my expectations; and I don't mean that as bitches ain't shit" [oh hell no, never that, girls are awesome]. I mean in the sense of, "hmm, ok. bonus points." Of course, like high school, I make female friends alot, but that's never the reason for me going into cons, due to the fact that half of them I met outside of cons and also it's obvious what most of them are into.  Though, in hindsight [HA], you can't help but notices that some of them only go by looks alone.  

     Now that we're in the main topic, I must say this;  Since cons have somewhat become the equivalent of a bar for anime nerds and geeks, approaching someone, especially those that peek your interest has become more arduous than usual.  Is it me, or is that we have adopted society's most preferred approach to strangers that peek our interest.  And for those of you who want to insincerely agree with me, go fuck yourselves; just because you wanna fuck that Princess Serenity Cosplayer just because she got some nice tits, doesn't mean we're on the same side, ya fuckin daft cunt! By the way, stay the fuck away from her, she aint interested. In short, I'm not trying to excuse sloppy incompetent methods here. I'm saying that shit has gotten sour. That said, why the hell are we told to act like womanizers to attract people?  I didn't go to a con to get laid, that defeats the purpose. Yeah, there are nice women in there, yeah, I wouldn't mind snatchin them up, but if I wanted to get laid, I would have started since I was sixteen. And back to you dehydrated ass motherfuckers; don't lump me in your shit. [watch, some of you females are about to agree with me too. Y'all sit the fuck down, you guys are next.] This is why I can't have nice things; you bastards. Like in episode 3 of LLCF, Just because we make some of the same fuck ups don't mean we're after the same thing. You just wanna pipe a bitch and go, I want a girl to have my last name.  For fuck's sake, dude, calm the fuck down[I got this]. Also I've grown more catious about this since 2011. Which brings me to the ladies.....

   Some of you are the reason guys are lookin on the internet instead of real life. "Oh his dick is hard, that must mean he's desparate for sex". Ok first off, I wanna apologize, if I'm not mr.hands off , also, I'm not sorry if I'm  mr.Hands-off. But even if I play Mr. Hands-Off, just a walking penis that's dry as fuck in your minds.  In the end, the first thing on my minds when I see you, even the good girls, when you see me is, "She's hot", "I wouldn't mind establishing a friendship or something meaningful for the both of us" or "please don't kill me or kick me in the junk?" There are some of us that just want your time, even if it's for the duration of the weekend [But I guess it's just sex  to some of ya anyway].  Or maybe the problem is that you had so much dick shoved up every hole in your body that all you hear from us is sex. Hell you think about it more than we do. And for some of you who wanna chastise me for my shortcomings, yes I'm a hopless romantic, but I'm not as dumb as you look.  Let's take it to episode 3 of LLCF then... BOOBS!!  Can I PLEASE be sexually bold for a bit. Most of the time I look at your tits it's by accident. [God damn it, I'm not even trying]. I might be obsessed with em [especially big ones, -smug grin-] but the real scale tipper you should know by now.... [And I swear to God if you say "ass", I'm callin you racist].  

     There was one instance where a girl knew what I like physically, she went on that fact alone and tried to get both us drunk and horny... then charge me money like a prostitute.[bitch crazy] after seeing her seduce another girl's bf, I set my focus back on God Eater. What have we learned? You think you can fuck me like a bitch just because you have a nice pair? GET ALL THE WAY THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! Apparently no one asked you what Wataru Kurenai look like? [insert scene from Pulp Fiction]

     Moral of this rant, we gotta find what makes us likable to one another. And understand what got us united in the first place.  The reality we live in isn't good enough. People [me in particular] go to take a break from the harsh reality, not to re-live it.  If you're in touch with that, then God [or luck if you're an atheist or non Christian equivalent]bless you. And I know some of you don't like one another, but at least pay attention to what got you in this and every con worldwide in the first place.  Also, If you gotta fuck [male and females] in a con, wear protection at all times. ALLL TIMES!! buy one from Little Kuriboh at least.

Ja Ane ["See ya" in Japanese]

LLCFWDAO 1st Year Anniversary Explosion: Now with canon between SIDAO and Life's Little Clusterf*cks

[Written March 26,2012][This crossover is canon with both Life's Little Clusterfucks and Shit I Don't Approve Of]

January 31, 2012; time – 15:43.

An ice cream truck rolls through my apartment complex.. . . Winter, my nigga.

Fuck it, I can’t hate on the man’s hustle.

Anyway’s what’s up folks? This is Ali.

“Where the hell have you been?? D:

In your mother. . . ‘s purse cuz I needed a condom so I could get in there!A burn within a burn.BURNCEPTION!

At any rate, SIDAO.’s 1st birthday is within an arm’s length. Not only that, LLCF’s birthday was earlier this month. Point? I’m glad you wondered after I said it. LLCF’s Wataru Kurenai and I decided to do another collab. This time, for the anniversary of our serieses.

Wataru: Hi people :)

LLCFWDAO. 1st Anniversary. The sequel. Part 2. Of the sequel. Of th-Okay I’m done.

How do you pluralize that? Seri? Serie? *uncertain shrug* Let’s make this showy!

• Half-ass posts. Most people do this. Very few get irritated by them. “I never liked you anyways.” “Fuck this shit.” “So they were right from the beginning.” Any of these sound familiar? PREGUNTA! Why would you bring personal problems to the public? That’s as ghetto as chicken waffles. No, I mean chicken waffles, not chicken AND waffles. That’s just the half of it. If you really feel it best to bring all of that drama to the world, tell the tale and not the synopsis. HIGHER BEING (cuz people get pissed for Chris’s name in vain.) If I could fire a round into every Disney character once for every time someone left a half-ass post and didn’t explain the damn thing, my nickname would become Vash the Stampede. Except, you know, I kill things. Dammit.

Another question. If mice is plural of mouse, does that mean house’s plural should be hice? And should the singular of ice be ouse? Cuz my mind is full of so much fuck right now.

• Ahh, the lovely girls of the world. Why must you slam yourself before anyone can leave a compliment?*girl leaves a damn sexy picture of herself in a tank top and boxer briefs*“I can see my second chin and rolls on my sides.”

Me: . . . You really said that? I don’t think you can even begin to fathom the thought of the things I would do to you, let alone these so-called “rolls” you have. Now that you pointed them out before no one was gonna say anything, I think I’ll continue to reserve my virginity. Sorry babe, get some self-respect, then get back at me. I bid you adieu. *butler bow & leaves* *then comes back* Crap like that. I despise people who can’t respect themselves enough to say “I’d rather my body than someone elses.” I may not have the perfect body, but I’ll be damned if I let a minor flaw (if there is one) kick my confidence in the balls. . . Yup.

I just wanna go ahead and promote this while I’m here, and I’ll probably do it in my next rant. I’ve finally uploaded music to my SoundCloud account. Look me up on the site. As of now, there are only a few tracks, but they’re legit. Not hippity-hop legit, more of a euphoric legit. CHECK ‘EM, PLEASE.

• Final topic. Half-epic dreams. Yes. Those dreams that are blockbuster-worthy. I love them to death! But then I have to get up and walk my brother to the school bus stop. I recently had this dream where I was co-starring with Robert DeNiro and I was a rookie on the team who could shape the future of the world with one device. The funny part about it was that the villain, played by the guy who was the villain in The Mask, explained to me what I should do with it if I wanted to save the world. Then Robert chimed in with some stuff and sent me on my way while they duke it out. I wanted to see the hot tech girl who was my love interest! (I hope it was who I have in mind right now. *niggas can blush too*) But as I got on the chopper and we took off, I hear my alarm. I tried to go to sleep, like 7 minutes later, and bring it back. Dream Monkey wasn’t havin’ that. I just decided to get up and play my PS3. Moral of the story; fuck your alarm. Fuck that little brother that has to go to school, even if he misses the bus and has to stay home with you all day. It’s worth it if you get to experience the tech girl’s lips on your cheek, if not your own lips.

So that’s all for this wave. Keep in touch for the next installment

Oh god, stop hassling me with him. I like to do things in good taste. I will however dedicate this to a smart boy who didn't deserve to meet an ignorant security guard reject.

With me again is Gekko from our AWA Special.

Oh, this does contain shit that could offend people. And some NSFW type stuff too. Speaking of, this one year old series deserves a cake full of naked buxom catgirls. But yeah, those of you who are bold, stick around.

Popularity doesn't save you from the red dot on your head. You're an even bigger target. Here's one for you; ever been sent to alternative school because of your race? bullied in said school and the teachers did nothing but tell you to exercise ignorance like it will help? Been betrayed and hated by almost your entire class? Classmates saying that you're a faggot just by your appearance? had your clothes splooged on by said classmates? had actual rocks thrown at you? Oh and this one is funny; Head of Ladies of Distinction using her power to brand you as a stalker while you're in a stable relationship. How about the death threats.? That voice in your head saying "where is your God now" when another dumb bitch has you arrested for a crime you didn't commit because she loves the attention. Even though the case is thrown out, you feel like your lord and savior wants you to be a creepy horndog when it's clear that he doesn't want you to be. yeah... I'm sorry if you think life on my end is all gumdrops and ice cream. And before you go thinking I'm playing the victim here, note the smile :)

Fucked up Childhood aside, let's begin...

1. Capcom, you're slowly turning to the bitch that mom warned us about. Nice tits, fine ass, bitchy ungrateful attitude. Friendzoning your fans for money.
2. Stop it
3. How come the plants spill their semen, it's ok, but when we do it, it's immoraly wrong?
4. Oh Disney, why are you not a registered sex offender?
5. All the young minds you fucked...
6. and the farces you pulled with legendary stories.
7. And the time you groped a little girl as Goofy.
8. Don't think I remembered?
9. I bet pedobear is proud of you...
10. Some of these apps on Facebook can't spell for shit :/
11. Ma'am, you...just kicked me in the balls when I told you , “you rock!”
12. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
13. Girl: “I thought you just wanted to fuck”
14. NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
15. Ever hate it when the first thing you see on Facebook is an equivalent to an assrape to the senses?
16. Fuck oovoo. Nuff said
17. To those playing Bayonetta, Both hands on the controller
18. anyone notice how one political party is goin ham and cheese, while the other handles itself like mature adults?
19. No, think about it, one is smackin you with the flag, while the other is less preachy and more symbolic.
20. Being a messenger of God is no excuse for ripping off Top Gun
21. Another pointless ass Facebook status....
22. Now now, Wataru. Just breathe. Breathe. Think of a nice quiet...
23. -I flip a table- FUCK THE BLOODY STREAM YA FUCKIN GWONK!!
24. Yeah, Strippers for Jesus is just as plausible as Kim Kardashian having a real ass.
25. Dude pisses in frontyard...
26. Gets buried in your backyard for criminal tresspass
27. I met a stalker who was bold as fuck....
28. Run slowly the first few seconds
29. Run Like Hell rest of the way
30. If haters are your best friends, then I hate to see your enemies
31. So, I hear you're not wearing underwear. And this shit is supposed to pass for pants?
32. That sir, is a woman.
33. And yes, this specimen does exist.
34. I just read that goliath was around my height.
35. If that's the case, then David was probably the size of a 3 foot blade
36. And like that Goliath disgraced us tall people
37. Gai FUCKING Ikari.... If you look him up, you'll see why he's not allowed in tournaments.
38. And lastly, everytime's a good time for porno music slash comment time.
39. See what I did there?

A big thanks to the fans and Ali for comin through this season. Next time, I'm comin for that cheesecake... Not the literal puke inducer, but the other... So close yet so far...

That's our Piece. PEACE

LLCF 9 [The Boobman Chronicles Chapter 4] The Set Stage: More Random Sh*t

Written February 12, 2012 

-Sits there looking at the interet like they're stupid- Fuck no I'm not doing this shit, it's too soon.  I'd rather do a reality show than this crap....

Warning: Subject to my opinion and contains some shit suitable for spammers, whores, stalkers, and self entitled wannabe adults [that includes folks in the 20's range. Oh you can drink alcohol, suck a dick with that bullshit]  As for the rest of you gluttons for humour and punishment... on with the show...

1. 1.I'm guilty of this too, some people get too fired up they make typos, lkie this!!
2. FAWK!!!!
3. -walks outside looking epic- alright, enough actin like a eunich, time for some nice clean pussy ;)
4. -looks at the population of Atlanta, dejected- yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, I'm a stay a virgin.
5. Commercial talks about Bill Gates gettin 300 buck
6. We get some dude name William B.Gates
7. Commercial talks about the President
8. You're thinkin Obama
9. We get Shaquanda President
10. Punch a hole in your 40 inch plasma tv
11. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
12. Isn't Twilight shorter than Harry Potter? Why didn't Mr Sparkles end first?
13. Ever lost your sense of direction when in a new location for the first time?
14. Spiderman is an asshole!! nuff said

  That aside, let's shift gears since this will end the Boobman Chronicles.  Remember Episode 3? Where I brought up a particular subject that some of you are familiar with.  Well apparently, it's high time head to the full meat of my series in the same manner as that episode.

How Far is Too Far?

*Please roll with the eccentric attitude of this as you did since Episode 1. Also the Disclaimer still stands.

Viewer Discretion is Advised

1. Setting up a memorial for more than two years prior to someone's death
2. Beating the snot out of your underclassmen teammate because he was weaker than you.
3. Agging on someone who wants to be loved but leave them no indication that you don't like them until they're arrested or dead.
4. How about in between that, when this person is calling and visiting you unannounced
5. And you leave blameless?
6. Hell naw, you fucked up!! Consequences happen bitch!!
7. Oh don't cry now cause you have a stalker...
8. You think you can walk up to the gates of Hell and cry foul?
9. -backhands dumbass- Bitch, please!
10. Unlike the ones who walk home tryin to act in their right mind who sincerely ask for peace, I'm gonna laugh at your ass.
11. And YOU will behold the will of God for your life.
12. Friend-zoning.....
13. .......
14. ........
15. Whoever invented that shit deserves a pipe full of over-mutated STD's up their asses.
16. You ain't safe either, cockhole.
17. oh you just Fufilled my childhood nightmare.
18. No one's gonna love you.
19. Because you act like a bigger prostitute than the hookers walkin downtown at 3am.
20. Was your victory in that dispute pleasing?
21. Cause I hope you enjoyed being right, at the cost of this person's forgiveness
22. Hey, have you thirsty ass motherfuckers ever heard of jacking off?
23. Get a computer, go to dailymotion, find some virus free porn.
24. doesn't infect your computer
25. doesn't say no,
26. doesn't give you a fake number or rejection line
27. speakin of fake numbers and shit
28. Y'all girls ain't safe from my wrath neither.
29. Y'all too scared to tell him no or get violent to his ass
30. You deserve a dehydrated motherfucker!!
31. In Ramona's words, I rather be dead than be thirsty!
32. They're cunts,
33. You're bitches
34. Y'all deserve each other
35. Dear Millionaire Matchmaker, Dr.Phil and Hoes of the Bad Girls Club and Real Houswives of whatever
36. My dick >:)
37. Speakin of....
38. For you to tell me "I can get any girl I want", and numbers 22 and 28...
39. It's shit like y'all that dry up my dick.
40. Kiss my black Trinidadian ass!!
41. Cuff season's almost over
42. THANK
43. YOU
44. JESUS <3
45. Because this romantic hypocrisy dries my cock too!
46. I nearly gave in to this shit but still survived.

The Greatest justice you can do for me after venting my very heart is to ring the bell for my victory as I sip Grape juice.

I'm Showa 60, and right now, I need a stiffer non-alcoholic drink

-walks off pissed- [....Jesus Christ....

Seven Pounds : Emo Sh*t Wrapped In a Nice Package

[Warning: Subject to all kinds of rants. May be offensive.  You've been warned.]

[First, I would like to give credit where credit is due.  British Internet Reviewer, Matthew Buck, also known as the Film Brain of That Guy With The Glasses for reviewing this movie]

     In 2008, Gabriele Muccino, the director of "The Pursuit of Happyness", joined forces yet again with rapper, producer, filmaker, and actor, Will Smith, to create what was supposed to be a compelling movie about sacrifice and redemption.  And then we ended up with this 123 minute sack of bullshit (for lack of better profanity).

[This doesn't deserve even a posting of the original American[English] poster. I'm more than in my right to be a weeaboo. Especially for this]

     In this movie, the beloved Fresh Prince, Will Smith plays Tim Thomas, a man seeking penitence for the death of his fiancee and six other people in a car crash.  In doing so, he assumes the guise of his IRS agent brother Ben (Michael Ealy), and invests in the lives of seven "good" individuals, who appear to be worse off: among them is a blind telemarketer (Woody Harrelson), an abused wife, and Tim's deathly ill love interest (Rosario Dawson).  Of course, the methods he use to "help" them is beyond contrived and arbitrary.

     For example, acting as an IRS worker and using his brother's identity, which I'm quite sure is a huge felony or two, was a poor and shamelessly asinine.  Next, was taking the abused housewife to his home...  Not a stupid plan at all, it's as if she can pay for this.  The telemarketer, whom he cursed out in the start of his backwards ass quest, was given an eye transplant (granted that you don't destroy your expensive entertainment center before finishing this film), which you'll see in the end, and of course, Dawson's character...  I've seen enough movies like this to know where this is going...

[Fake ass Federal Agents be like, "I got the key to your failing heart."]

     To further expand on the latter, which was the centerpiece of the plot, she has a failing heart, and if nothing is done to counter this, she could die; also upon finding out that Tim deliberately lied to her, she quickly disregards this and decides to have sex with him (the logic behind this is retarded. Ladies, if your man  lied to you throughout, would you really give it to him?).  Bare in mind, Tim had sex with a deathly ill woman... I want you to think about this...  Who the sodding fuck does that?

[Rather die by a jellyfish, than live with a dick up my ass]

     

     Furthermore, to add insult to injury, all these acts of "selfless valor" lead to Tim comitting suicide by bathing fully clothed in a tub alongside a jellyfish, not before calling an ambulance to drag his carcas to the hospital.  With that, the organs of a dead man are given to the people he "helped".  In the end, his "noble deeds" are celebrated.

[You deserved better, Smith. You're a great actor. You gave us "Summertime". Why this?]

     Seven Pounds is 7 metric tons of cinematic emo shit.  I cannot stress how ass retarded this movie is.  Of course if you're like me and Film Brain, you'll change your religion/ lifestyle not because of the writing, the tone, the setpieces, or even the attitude of the film. No no no, you'll will go APE SHIT insane over the overall message.  To sum it up; guy commits the crime of identity theft and imitating a federal agent to stalk and harass 7 people, then kills himself to act as an organ donor.  Tons of positive reinforcement for the people watching, right?  FUCK NO!!  There is everything wrong with this shit.  That's like saying hypocrisy and self righteous dickery is acceptable as long as you have different beliefs.  The problem with the film was that they dolled it up to make it look so moving and positive. Seriously, who goes around making a movie that glamorizes suicide and uses organ donation as an excuse?  Oh wait, this eye-rape of an Oscar-bait.

     To end this on a positive note, Seven Pounds did kill Will Smith's winning streak for Best Opening Box Office Hit, but it doesn't mean he's out of work. Of course his El Dorado resume' of successes outweigh shitfests like this 123 minute PSA on the joys of suicide and committing felonies.

Film Brain's Review of Seven Pounds

Official Movie Site

Life's Little Clusterf*ks Episode 8 [Boobman Chornicles Chapter 3] The Training for the Main Event

[Written January 19, 2012]

The first Clusterfuck of 2012, I must be blessed.... no, just ready to issue another heaping of humorous honesty for 2012.

I would also like to say that I don't do much of Clusterfucks based on major current events; they're dated and will hold no lasting relevance as time progresses. However, I will say this; SOPA, Lamar Smith [R, Texas], PIPA and all other advocates of Internet censorship are invited to my gang rape festival - where they all can get it in the ass, without their consent. And with STD infested dicks.

Unless you're a sucker for punishment, or a mature individual, leave now. I said no Drama, and it's gonna stick.

Now then....

1. Camping failed, as did the Mayans, so stop trippin, God didn't say shit yet about the world ending.
2. Speaking of, If you don't believe in the existence of a higher being that can exact judgment to the world on a whim, then what the fuck is with that shelter doin here.
3. More importantly, damn lost my train of thought.
4. Update from the GLBT community, The opposite sex being a cockhole in the relationship is not a legit reason to go gay.
5. Take your love problems elsewhere bitch! 
6. They also went on to say: "Fuck outta here with that bullshit ya reverse fag"!!
7. Anyone notice the plotholes in Hancock?
8. The fuck Canada do to you? Stop Hatin!!
9. Bad Girls Club with the volume on....... I will say a prayer for you.
10. People will one day cheer the waiter skilled at punching some cockwad out of his clothes.
11. I wish my high school had a principal that can wrestle a deer.
12. Instead we had horny ass band members who can't keep their legs closed.
13. What the fuck is in this drink?
14. Sir you're scaring me.....
15. And they did that without your goddamn bill
16. The song that would now be the theme for CSI Miami.
17. They thought about me. that's why the song was almost 6 minutes long.
18. In their vision, the figuratively slung their dicks on me by  taking so long to get to the...
19. YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
20. Because of that, I didn't impersonate Horatio Crane.
21. Bastards
22. I'm statrtin to see more Ramona Flowers type situations on FB
23. The fuck's goin on here?
24. Bullying has taught us something in this age
25. Ignorance isn't bliss
26. Ignorance comes home to tell your parents that your son aint coming home
27. It leaves your daughter butt naked and bruised
28. It tells your son that God made a mistake in making males. Cause they're all dogs.
29. On a less serious note, You girls seen me in action, you think i'm gonna sell myself short drinkin and smokin?
30. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS O_O!! [Sorry, had to get that out there]
31. Naru, Panty, Asuka, Dokoro-chan... what do they have in common that I hate?
32. Shizuo Heiwajima.......look him up.
33. I found UFC girl Arianny Celeste hot... till i saw her naked.
34. I mean she is by no means ugly, but.... yeah :(
35. Did they let Tyler Perry direct the last part of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
36. Cause I'm  hearing about how exploitive it got near the end....
37. I no happy
38. Ok ok, last time I riff on Perry................intentionally.
39. Familiar Faces guy..... Like a Boss.
40. Seriously, Knight in Shining Armor after every domestic abuse scene = big ratings
41. ....my dick >:(

This sheild of badassery i call disclaimer has been discovered. If you'll excuse me, I have to kill some trespassers [pulls out rifle]

See ya soon.

Life's Little Clusterf*ks Episode 7 [Boobman Chornicles Chapter 2] Santa and His Ho's

[Written November 28, 2011]

The stage has been set for a clusterfuck full of holiday "cheer". Sadly for this clusterfuck, there's none i can provide for the following

• those who can't handle my opninions
• those quick to catch an attitude to what i say
• skinny minge ass plonkers who can't hack profanity of any dialect
• so called advocates of God and self entitled bell ends who claim to be atheists
• Easily offended twats

As for the rest of us humans, sit back:

1. Fuck you and that skeet faced sweater. I will skate at Centennial Park butt ass naked in front of children before I wear that shyte.
2. Fruitcakes make great paperweights
3. Cut Jesus a break, this is HIS holiday too, ya dickface tit!!!  
4. [Forgive me Lord and savior for that last bit]
5. Pussy American par-rupapup-bumm.
6. Quick to offend by Christ  par-rupapup-bumm.
7. Why you celebratin anyway?  par-rupapup-bumm.
8. Plus you're so mean to gays,  par-rupapup-bumm,  rupapup-bumm, rupapup-bumm
9. Go suck a candy cane,  par-rupapup-bumm...
10. Your mouth has cummmmmm.
11. ewww, ya jizz face scrunty cunt!!
12. I'm sorry, that was a rant on why some offend easily to religious takes on holidays.
13. On the subject of carols....;)
14. Remember that song "Baby, It's Cold Outside"?
15. The male half of that duet is a fuckin rapist.
16. Check the lyrics. And tell me he's not tryin to get in her pants.
17. Don't llet Pedobear sing White Christmas. 
18. Say, Ronald Isley should sing "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
19. Only his should be "A Contagious Christmas"version.
20. I could only imagine what the music video would look like
21. Speakin of adultrey, to the bitch that sung "Santa Baby"
22. I don't think Mrs Claus would appreciate you pushin up on St. Nick
23. Unless He and the mrs are swingers
24. come to think of it, mrs. Clause is lookin pretty hot....
25. That explains the white christmas in my room...
26. I said to much....shit
27. I don't trust some of those mall Santas
28. "Santa, do you have a candy cane in your pants? I'm startin to get uncomfortable"
29. More holiday wierdness in part two

Life's Little Clusterf*ks Episode 6 [Boobman Chornicles Chapter 1] Oooooh!

[written Nov 23, 2011]

So we're back to canon again, The true test of a hero begins; This is opinion based. May contain shit not suitable for pussies or minors.

What's this I smell? Oh I has a mask! [I see what you did there].

Guess the theme for this one, Internet

1. Give me five minutes. I'll be there.
2. -five days later- Give me five minutes. I'll be there
3. Please, I'm different from those last guys you were with. Meet me in the stairwell in 4 seconds.
4. Son, You better not use that motherfuckin language in this goddamn house. Shit!
5. Treat your woman with tender love and care. And always respect her...
6. Wife: That's really sweet dear.
7. -back hands the wife- I don't see a beer with that sandwich, hoe!
8. I'm tired of these dudes staring at my breasts.  Time I start wearing more exposing clothes.
9. I respect the personal space of others -steps within 1cm of a girl next to him-
10. A flat rate of 40.00 a month
11. -a month later- please pay 710,199.00 by the 15th
12. Now now, this is a safe work environment -grabs co-worker's crotch-
13. Not to worry, I'm a comitted husband, if you'll excuse me i have a date with my neighbor's wife.
14. Welcome to Kid's Corner! home of the Twirl-adick and Pussy Planet.
15. Welcome to the safest neighborhood in town -guy steals a flatscreen in the background-
16. Niggas ain't shit -wears men clothing-
17. Whatcha talkin bout, I don't swing that way -shows his ass crack in public while wearing pants-
18. Take this to cure your dysfunction [side effects includes dick implosion and death] the best medicine in years
19. There is no god -storm hits nearby pole- Oh Lord God in heaven help me!!
20. If you act up, I'm gonna torture you
21. Me: what if i behave?
22. I'm gonna torture you
23. I love you for who you are, just chop your hair off and grow a few inches.
24. We're an equal opportunity employer, we just hate non-Americans
25. We're against animal abuse, so we're gonna make porn and go against faux fur.
26. I love him so much! That's why I filed a restraining order on him
27. Someone explain why this 30 year old is arrested for dating a 25 year old?

Damn, that hard huh?  Till nextime.... [finds a strand of lace]

Life's Little Clusterf*cks Episode 5: Wait What?

[written on September 9, 2011]

Previously on Life's Little Clusterfucks.....

                                                           Got nothin  :P  Warning: Contains Profanity, Sexual Content, and Truth.

1. Numbers game, huh? ok then #69, you know the drill
2. Dude, your left hand.... That's just not right.
3. While we're at it, where were you the past few weeks?
4. And that better be ice cream
5. Dude
6. what
7. guess what i saw
8. what
9. a cute little kitty cat with a pop tart body that shits rainbows in the night sky
10. ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
11. The moment you by apple products, niggas will start shunnin you?
12. why
13. i phone 24g will have released by then. with more apps than the money you spent on that fossil.
14. should have planned ahead, chief
15. Tagged: the craigslist of social networking.
16. Hey!! you promised me the consumption of dangerous shit with that bacon, Mr. Epic Meal Time!!! *pouts*
17. *Muscles glasses steps in front of me*
18. *change of heart* Next time, i'm eating my own turd  *runs scared*
19. So I hear you like to steal bikes. Well mines is waitin to meet your neck
20. What? my favorite celebrity nude?
21. BULLSHIT!!! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!
22. Dancing hamsters just save a post apocalyptic world!!
23. Pour That in your cup and drink it. BIATCH
24. what's that, they don't use "biatch" anymore? fu--
25. I hear when you disregard the terms and conditions, a creepy little pervert shows up to remind you
26. Don't look at me, you're the one who checked the box...
27. Why am I obsessed with girls you ask
28. Hey, you're the one showin me those naked pictures...
29. Alright, time for the sneak preview of Iron Man 3...
30. *Sees Rick Astley*
31. *big explosion in neighborhood*
32. I swear this dude in The YuYu Hakusho Parody sounds just like Yuusuke and Kuwabara.
33. Listen to the naked black man in the towel. Your boyfriend will approve.
34. They say the Owl is watching you masturbate.
35. It's because he's not really an owl, he's a sheltered son of a prominent pastor.
36. he just curious so there's nothin to be creeped out about.
37. Trust me, just show him some porn and he'll follow suit.
38. Took ya ass four episodes to find out that your friend is a crazed homicidal maniac.
39. I would have ran away if i were you.
40. Next Time, I'm Eating space colonies.

See Ya in Episode Six!!!

Showa 60 and Gekko presents... Life's Little Cluster F*cks We Don't Approve Of [LLCFWDAO]

Written at Anime Weekend Atlanta 2011[ Showa 60's 5th anniversary of Anime Conventions]
Accompanied by Kengo "Gekkou" Utahoshi


The time of this team up is 7:50pm. Where is this being done? I'll tell you: The Double Tree Hotel; two miles from what we call civilization [ or whatever the fuck we call it]. Well some plotholes are best left gaping with that one. Upon typing this, me and SIDAO's Gekko (says “woo behind me) were dicussing how we were going to set this up. Gekko states that we should discuss jack shit or rather stuff from his previous FB notes. Which are:

Before I let him start, I should warn you, I'm practically nice compared to him. Plus I have seen what he's capable of. Allow me to to give you this one chance to run in the bitchiest way possible. I will not judge you for it.

Gekko: I will.

Showa: I won't hold it against you if you run pissing on yourself.

Gekko: I will.

Just, if you can't handle shit that even the FCC or Christian faith could cower against, now is a good time to run like HELL. Or simply close the browser and do something smart with your life. Cause I don't want any complaints and illiteracy and ignorance are luxuries we can't afford.

Gekko: what's worse than Hell? Or yaoi rooms full of “desu”

Okay, now that we have weeded the pussies out...

[Gekko]:
What pissed me off today; People who just try to get in places for free; or rather, people who cheat the system. Not only did you not get anything out of it, you got ABSOULUTELY nothing out of it. Like, really though.

“I got a shirt for free for taking this job of sitting here all day! Desu.”

ORLY? Cuz I got the same shirt AND some other free stuff you missed from sitting in one spot all day. . . Anti-desu.

In short, you suck, pretty much. All it took was a little preparation, but laziness got the best of you. What I'm saying is, . . The fuck am I sayin'? It's not like you're gonna pay attention to it. Like that one time I told you there was a stalker in your bushes and you never checked. Yes, I know you didn't. I SAW YOU!!!!! Lie. TAG OUT!

Showa: Ok, it's my tun frolics like school girl

Any way.....

Since this is done at a convention, and on the … you know what, I've gone on record on my 5th anniversary of attending Anime Weekend Atlanta, so I'm gonna spare you on that one.

I'm noticing a trend of girls saying I smell nice. Cause I know I only took a shower before coming to the con...
Frienship is magic? I bet... especially for people my age watching that...
speaking of, these “Bronies” are making a “blazblue” knockoff... the fuck!?
If you see a guy workin it behind you in a hentai viewing room, punch his shit in an run off
Don't expect a waldrobe malfunction from female cosplayers, that's when the REAL fun goes down.
This also applies to dating ;)
Halibel released: take that pic before they tell her to change clothes
You wastin time, hurry the fuck up before you....
oh goddammit.
If a girl ask you to grope her breasts, especially in a con, then I got a question for you
ARE YOU GAY
better yet, the gay guy's not so hesitant. So why the fuck are you still standing here?
What's that? You need an adult?
Well guess what [creepy rape face] I'm right here :)
Blind spots in a con. Best places for far less sophmoric antics [sneaky face]
How old are you?
25
THE FUCK!?
Yeah
faints how?
Don't know...
When facing a Japanese person, and you claim to speak Japanese, be prepared.
POPO IS NOT BLUE!!!! but he is a potential rapist
Giant Pocky: a big “that's what she said” joke waiting to happen.
I have an arm cannon. Your argument is invalid!!!
Chuck Norris and Sephiroth: run. Now....
How much for that giant robot that can hammer a planet to nothingness?
Persistence: she says you're doing it wrong.
How?
“Is it working now?”
I mean seriously, for three weeks
Wind is a horny element at times
That said, where DID it touch you?
Fuck Yamcha
Join Launch at the bar while you're at it.
Before AWA: this mind vampire we call life
During AWA: CIVILIZATION!!!!
After AWA: this mind vampire we call life
Wataru: [looks at Edward Cullen] The fuck!?
Edward Cullen: [looks at Wataru] Looks whos talkin, look like girl with that scarf.
Wataru: [looks at Edward] At least I don't glitter in the sunlight like tinkerbell.
Edward runs crying...
Day 2 is usually the prime of the conventions.
For the fangirls out there, there are two guys in one king sized and one bed, and a couch. One of them is angry.


Oh wow. And we did that with a box of nothing.
So until next...
Gekko: Final thoughts Final thoughts Final thoughts Final thoughts.....

Uh..... UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHH....... Yo.

So, enjoy this collab-oh wait, it's done... Fuck Steve Harvey. SWAG.


That's our Piece. PEACE!! :D

My 3 NOT-so-Evil Exes....

[The story you're about to read is true. The names are changed to protect the innocent]

[The booty i received at the end of my teen life]

     As a budding teenager, I was admonished by my parents to focus only on my education, rather than pursue romance.  This was one of many words of caution given to me by my strict upbringing.  Of course, my inner youth cried out, "fuck that, I'm not leaving my teenage years without some action". I say that to illustrate that as I look back on my past relationships, I come to find that they weren't as bad as most of the relationships I hear about.  With that, I will expose my three previous, yet no so recent girlfriends in chronological order.

     September 18, 2002 was a date I remember well. Prior to that time, a friend of mine introduced me to her.  Nicole was shy viola player from Ohio, who was sweet, smart and caring.  We had some nice one-on-one time together; always meeting each other between classes. The previously mentioned date was when a blackout occurred on campus before classes began.  I've been kissed and have kissed girls before, but not in the fashion that would set the stage for us being together.  Of course, it was the talk of the school; the oddball popular anime nerd who can't break his parent's bank got himself a girlfriend.  This lasted up until the end of the year, inherently it was something of a birthday present for the both of us, seeing that we were both born on the same month [November].  Though we ended it on equal terms without any complaints and bs found in romance novels, I feel that this was the more sound of the three.

     Love at first sight might feel arbitrary, but some benefit from this principle.  Aiding me in putting this to the test was Denise.  2004 was the year that I would officially explore the world that proved that high school drama was bullshit, and romance was no exception.  Oddly enough, sex was on the menu, but another time.  This one was rather challenging.  Here I learned the importance of fighting to keep a girl entertained.  Of course being financially competent was the least of my troubles compared to appeasing her need for what the old English nickname, knowledge.  Sadly for me, I was the ill-informed self cockblocker.  After the time period, I broke up with her due to some pretentious excuse of male integrity and virginity. Not many men can admit to this, but sometimes we screw ourselves out of a good thing. And this 18 year-old  knew jack shit about making a girl happy.  Come to think of it, this 27 year-old is feelin rather ignorant to this day. Also, she was the only girl I dated who was born in the same year as me.  And after some time of being away, we're on speaking terms.  We're two consenting adults now, so of course we're gonna get along and have our occasional "hey, what's up" type dialog. 

[Bryan O'Maley should do a comic on my love life... no. Not really]

     Sometimes, progress can be a dangerous form of change.  With that, Let's meet my last girlfriend before I became an adult. I met Leah on the way home from downtown back in February of 2005.  This lasted a bit longer than my last two, but this ended on broken promises on her end. We rarely saw each other, though we reached each other via telecommunications.  But in the end, it became the worst of the three.

   Each of these three lasted about 3 months or more. But ultimately, I have no regrets, especially with some of these people having four to even fifteen ex lovers and spouses.  Sure I did have my shortcomings during my twenties, but at least i didn't jump into a full on relationship, and NO, for me anything less than two months is NOT dating or a relationship at all.  Compared to these individuals, I feel that I was done a favor to stay single. But then again, who wants to be single, at least they had some way of being approached that got them at least laid.

   In the end, I guess having less to no prior failures in relationships is kind of advantageous.  But for me, they're not failures but examples of the standards we set in the future.  In fact the latter two are on my Facebook [read the disclaimer].  After that I learned alot.  But it all boils down to this: Wake up, do what you do on your average day, maybe something fun like, watching a marathon of your favorite show, rinse and repeat. 

       Between the blackout and my last break up, I can't say it wasn't a nice experience to feel love.  And also, I hope the fourth girlfriend will be someone I keep for a lifetime.  A big thank you to my three ex-girlfriends for showing me what love is. I'll do better than last time.

[here's to the fourth]

Scott Pilgrim (c) Bryan Lee O'maley/ Oni Press

Fan art by Captainosaka, E Man, and supersmashsketcher

The Day Goku Came to Life.

     On December of 1984, Akira Toriyama's  Dragon Ball was serialized in Weekly Shounen Jump. The individual volume versions of this series began publication from November 10th 1985, to August 4th 1995.

[Didn't take long to have a voice, huh?]

   on the day of this being written (February 28), the series received an anime adaptation on Fuji TV; thanks to Toei and Toei Animation.  It aired in Japan from that time until April 12, 1989.  For North American release, Dragon Ball underwent three revisions; the first one dubbed by Harmony Gold in the same year the series ended in Japan.  Most of the names of the characters were changed during the time, and the show was test market in very few cities.

[Harmony Gold: "Bitch, you look like Goku"!]

      The last two revisions were in 1995 and 2001.  Both of these were handled by Funimation Studios. In 1995, however, voice acting was handled  in Canada, also the series was edited for content, then eventually scrapped after 13 episodes in favor of it's sequel, Dragon Ball Z[Dragon Ball 17 - 42].  After said sequel's success on Cartoon Network's Toonami Block,  Funimation re-worked the 1986 adaptation; using the in-house staff from the Texas-based distributor for voice acting.  They also kept the original Shunsuke Kikuchi tracks and made lesser edits to the content.  DVD's were released in March of 2003; remastered editions would soon follow in 2009.

     The series in general was a huge success, and has since then made a huge impact in the history of comics and animation.  Though often times overshadowed by it's more action-oriented sequel, Dragon Ball has set the stage for shounen manga and anime.  It's art style and themes of adventure, martial arts, and action has won the attention of fans worldwide.  For me, I favor this over Z, which isn't to say that Z was piss or anything [not even close to bad]. One of my favorite sagas, was the Red Ribbon arc; Goku decimating an entire army was rather badass and has cemented my love for the series.  Upon that, DB was one of my first animes I grew up on as a kid.  With the sequel's new Movie, "Battle of the Gods" coming soon or in theaters after this writing, t

Life's Little Clusterf*cks Episode 4: Hammer Time!!! Bitches

[Written August 23, 2011]

Hi Internet.

Easy Way: Read the disclaimers from my last set of clusterfucks

Hard Way: Play the ass retarded dislexic with the disclaimer and give me red tape; or a reason to put on my "Nigga Face".

Take Fleece's advice. Please.

.......Oh I see you're choosin the HARD way.... [creepy rape face]

No no no, It's fine, by all means,

Give me some ideas....

Take a Look at all these fuckin clusterfucks, internet.  The silliest shit you will ever see.

1. There aint a goddamn amount of money you can give me to lay face and cock first on public property
2. While we're on that subject, not on a fuckin tiger. Take a lesson from Katt Williams.
3. Batmanning? ._. No
4. The not so stereotypical Russian is not to be robbed. Unless you wanna be apart of his next Youtube video.
5. And that will be the last appearance you'll have. Have a nice day.
6. You still on that autotune shit? Dubstep is where it's at!
7. I built this clusterfuck in a cave...with a box of scraps
8. Speaking of youtube, don't bother,dude. Dailymotion can help you with your stress relief.;)
9. Burgers on a bayonett: INTERNET FUCKIN WIN!!
10. The word EPIC will never die! Not as long as we have cool shit on the internet.
11. Off topic; why the fuck do people trust loan sharks? You're not above cement shoes and manslaughter if you do business with them
12. Take your pick: Unscripted retardation on music networks? Or Jackass knock offs on the internet
13. Hey Trollface, why u no fix that ugly ass face of yours?
14. U scare children
15. Speaking of, since when does teddy bear who jacks off to minors need a representer?
16. This is why i have your pics, cause you ain't learn your lesson!
17. Better a game you lose for playing in the first place than that minstrel assfuck on BET!
18. seriously that shit makes me wanna sing that racist van song on american history x
19. Recording your criminal acts only serves as a free dating service for prison mates
20. happy butt fuck ^-^
21. Is it me or is that Yahtzee is the Simon Cowell of games?
22. Rebecca Black, I hate your friday song. But I don't think you're a bad person. No seriously
23. Dear Power Ranger fans, are you fangasming now.
24. So. Many. Sentai Heroes.
25. Seriously, where did these fucking trolls come from?
26. Light Yagami's alter ego sight is actually real.
27. I bet ya some money someone made a cult for Wikipedia
28. TEAM DEATH MATCH!!!
29. Microsoft Sam is a fuckin cyberbully
30. He's the reason for alot of suicides lately
31. First Wall-Mart, now the Home Depot. The less they rap about Toy's R Us, the better
32. And not a single fuck was given when I wrote the this.
33. Facebook's gettin more pussy right now.
34. And as Long ad Google+ is here. The future doesn't look promissing for myspace.
35. I read some fanfiction that'll make 2grils and a cup look like kitten ranch
36. speaking of, cute animal behavior gets ya views
37. Train antics are no longer funny on youtube, just sad
38. to be continued.... In Episode 5