[Written August 23, 2011]
Hi Internet.
Easy Way: Read the disclaimers from my last set of clusterfucks
Hard Way: Play the ass retarded dislexic with the disclaimer and give me red tape; or a reason to put on my "Nigga Face".
Take Fleece's advice. Please.
.......Oh I see you're choosin the HARD way.... [creepy rape face]
No no no, It's fine, by all means,
Give me some ideas....
Take a Look at all these fuckin clusterfucks, internet. The silliest shit you will ever see.
- There aint a goddamn amount of money you can give me to lay face and cock first on public property
- While we're on that subject, not on a fuckin tiger. Take a lesson from Katt Williams.
- Batmanning? ._. No
- The not so stereotypical Russian is not to be robbed. Unless you wanna be apart of his next Youtube video.
- And that will be the last appearance you'll have. Have a nice day.
- You still on that autotune shit? Dubstep is where it's at!
- I built this clusterfuck in a cave...with a box of scraps
- Speaking of youtube, don't bother,dude. Dailymotion can help you with your stress relief.;)
- Burgers on a bayonett: INTERNET FUCKIN WIN!!
- The word EPIC will never die! Not as long as we have cool shit on the internet.
- Off topic; why the fuck do people trust loan sharks? You're not above cement shoes and manslaughter if you do business with them
- Take your pick: Unscripted retardation on music networks? Or Jackass knock offs on the internet
- Hey Trollface, why u no fix that ugly ass face of yours?
- U scare children
- Speaking of, since when does teddy bear who jacks off to minors need a representer?
- This is why i have your pics, cause you ain't learn your lesson!
- Better a game you lose for playing in the first place than that minstrel assfuck on BET!
- seriously that shit makes me wanna sing that racist van song on american history x
- Recording your criminal acts only serves as a free dating service for prison mates
- happy butt fuck ^-^
- Is it me or is that Yahtzee is the Simon Cowell of games?
- Rebecca Black, I hate your friday song. But I don't think you're a bad person. No seriously
- Dear Power Ranger fans, are you fangasming now.
- So. Many. Sentai Heroes.
- Seriously, where did these fucking trolls come from?
- Light Yagami's alter ego sight is actually real.
- I bet ya some money someone made a cult for Wikipedia
- TEAM DEATH MATCH!!!
- Microsoft Sam is a fuckin cyberbully
- He's the reason for alot of suicides lately
- First Wall-Mart, now the Home Depot. The less they rap about Toy's R Us, the better
- And not a single fuck was given when I wrote the this.
- Facebook's gettin more pussy right now.
- And as Long ad Google+ is here. The future doesn't look promissing for myspace.
- I read some fanfiction that'll make 2grils and a cup look like kitten ranch
- speaking of, cute animal behavior gets ya views
- Train antics are no longer funny on youtube, just sad
- to be continued.... In Episode 5
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