[Written March 26,2012][This crossover is canon with both Life's Little Clusterfucks and Shit I Don't Approve Of]
January 31, 2012; time – 15:43.
An ice cream truck rolls through my apartment complex.. . . Winter, my nigga.
Fuck it, I can’t hate on the man’s hustle.
Anyway’s what’s up folks? This is Ali.
“Where the hell have you been?? D:
In your mother. . . ‘s purse cuz I needed a condom so I could get in there!A burn within a burn.BURNCEPTION!
At any rate, SIDAO.’s 1st birthday is within an arm’s length. Not only that, LLCF’s birthday was earlier this month. Point? I’m glad you wondered after I said it. LLCF’s Wataru Kurenai and I decided to do another collab. This time, for the anniversary of our serieses.
Wataru: Hi people :)
LLCFWDAO. 1st Anniversary. The sequel. Part 2. Of the sequel. Of th-Okay I’m done.
How do you pluralize that? Seri? Serie? *uncertain shrug* Let’s make this showy!
- Half-ass posts. Most people do this. Very few get irritated by them. “I never liked you anyways.” “Fuck this shit.” “So they were right from the beginning.” Any of these sound familiar? PREGUNTA! Why would you bring personal problems to the public? That’s as ghetto as chicken waffles. No, I mean chicken waffles, not chicken AND waffles. That’s just the half of it. If you really feel it best to bring all of that drama to the world, tell the tale and not the synopsis. HIGHER BEING (cuz people get pissed for Chris’s name in vain.) If I could fire a round into every Disney character once for every time someone left a half-ass post and didn’t explain the damn thing, my nickname would become Vash the Stampede. Except, you know, I kill things. Dammit.
Another question. If mice is plural of mouse, does that mean house’s plural should be hice? And should the singular of ice be ouse? Cuz my mind is full of so much fuck right now.
- Ahh, the lovely girls of the world. Why must you slam yourself before anyone can leave a compliment?*girl leaves a damn sexy picture of herself in a tank top and boxer briefs*“I can see my second chin and rolls on my sides.”
Me: . . . You really said that? I don’t think you can even begin to fathom the thought of the things I would do to you, let alone these so-called “rolls” you have. Now that you pointed them out before no one was gonna say anything, I think I’ll continue to reserve my virginity. Sorry babe, get some self-respect, then get back at me. I bid you adieu. *butler bow & leaves* *then comes back* Crap like that. I despise people who can’t respect themselves enough to say “I’d rather my body than someone elses.” I may not have the perfect body, but I’ll be damned if I let a minor flaw (if there is one) kick my confidence in the balls. . . Yup.
I just wanna go ahead and promote this while I’m here, and I’ll probably do it in my next rant. I’ve finally uploaded music to my SoundCloud account. Look me up on the site. As of now, there are only a few tracks, but they’re legit. Not hippity-hop legit, more of a euphoric legit. CHECK ‘EM, PLEASE.
- Final topic. Half-epic dreams. Yes. Those dreams that are blockbuster-worthy. I love them to death! But then I have to get up and walk my brother to the school bus stop. I recently had this dream where I was co-starring with Robert DeNiro and I was a rookie on the team who could shape the future of the world with one device. The funny part about it was that the villain, played by the guy who was the villain in The Mask, explained to me what I should do with it if I wanted to save the world. Then Robert chimed in with some stuff and sent me on my way while they duke it out. I wanted to see the hot tech girl who was my love interest! (I hope it was who I have in mind right now. *niggas can blush too*) But as I got on the chopper and we took off, I hear my alarm. I tried to go to sleep, like 7 minutes later, and bring it back. Dream Monkey wasn’t havin’ that. I just decided to get up and play my PS3. Moral of the story; fuck your alarm. Fuck that little brother that has to go to school, even if he misses the bus and has to stay home with you all day. It’s worth it if you get to experience the tech girl’s lips on your cheek, if not your own lips.
So that’s all for this wave. Keep in touch for the next installment
Oh god, stop hassling me with him. I like to do things in good taste. I will however dedicate this to a smart boy who didn't deserve to meet an ignorant security guard reject.
With me again is Gekko from our AWA Special.
Oh, this does contain shit that could offend people. And some NSFW type stuff too. Speaking of, this one year old series deserves a cake full of naked buxom catgirls. But yeah, those of you who are bold, stick around.
Popularity doesn't save you from the red dot on your head. You're an even bigger target. Here's one for you; ever been sent to alternative school because of your race? bullied in said school and the teachers did nothing but tell you to exercise ignorance like it will help? Been betrayed and hated by almost your entire class? Classmates saying that you're a faggot just by your appearance? had your clothes splooged on by said classmates? had actual rocks thrown at you? Oh and this one is funny; Head of Ladies of Distinction using her power to brand you as a stalker while you're in a stable relationship. How about the death threats.? That voice in your head saying "where is your God now" when another dumb bitch has you arrested for a crime you didn't commit because she loves the attention. Even though the case is thrown out, you feel like your lord and savior wants you to be a creepy horndog when it's clear that he doesn't want you to be. yeah... I'm sorry if you think life on my end is all gumdrops and ice cream. And before you go thinking I'm playing the victim here, note the smile :)
Fucked up Childhood aside, let's begin...
- Capcom, you're slowly turning to the bitch that mom warned us about. Nice tits, fine ass, bitchy ungrateful attitude. Friendzoning your fans for money.
- Stop it
- How come the plants spill their semen, it's ok, but when we do it, it's immoraly wrong?
- Oh Disney, why are you not a registered sex offender?
- All the young minds you fucked...
- and the farces you pulled with legendary stories.
- And the time you groped a little girl as Goofy.
- Don't think I remembered?
- I bet pedobear is proud of you...
- Some of these apps on Facebook can't spell for shit :/
- Ma'am, you...just kicked me in the balls when I told you , “you rock!”
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
- Girl: “I thought you just wanted to fuck”
- NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Ever hate it when the first thing you see on Facebook is an equivalent to an assrape to the senses?
- Fuck oovoo. Nuff said
- To those playing Bayonetta, Both hands on the controller
- anyone notice how one political party is goin ham and cheese, while the other handles itself like mature adults?
- No, think about it, one is smackin you with the flag, while the other is less preachy and more symbolic.
- Being a messenger of God is no excuse for ripping off Top Gun
- Another pointless ass Facebook status....
- Now now, Wataru. Just breathe. Breathe. Think of a nice quiet...
- -I flip a table- FUCK THE BLOODY STREAM YA FUCKIN GWONK!!
- Yeah, Strippers for Jesus is just as plausible as Kim Kardashian having a real ass.
- Dude pisses in frontyard...
- Gets buried in your backyard for criminal tresspass
- I met a stalker who was bold as fuck....
- Run slowly the first few seconds
- Run Like Hell rest of the way
- If haters are your best friends, then I hate to see your enemies
- So, I hear you're not wearing underwear. And this shit is supposed to pass for pants?
- That sir, is a woman.
- And yes, this specimen does exist.
- I just read that goliath was around my height.
- If that's the case, then David was probably the size of a 3 foot blade
- And like that Goliath disgraced us tall people
- Gai FUCKING Ikari.... If you look him up, you'll see why he's not allowed in tournaments.
- And lastly, everytime's a good time for porno music slash comment time.
- See what I did there?
A big thanks to the fans and Ali for comin through this season. Next time, I'm comin for that cheesecake... Not the literal puke inducer, but the other... So close yet so far...
That's our Piece. PEACE
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