LLCF 9 [The Boobman Chronicles Chapter 4] The Set Stage: More Random Sh*t

Written February 12, 2012 

-Sits there looking at the interet like they're stupid- Fuck no I'm not doing this shit, it's too soon.  I'd rather do a reality show than this crap....

Warning: Subject to my opinion and contains some shit suitable for spammers, whores, stalkers, and self entitled wannabe adults [that includes folks in the 20's range. Oh you can drink alcohol, suck a dick with that bullshit]  As for the rest of you gluttons for humour and punishment... on with the show...

1. 1.I'm guilty of this too, some people get too fired up they make typos, lkie this!!
2. FAWK!!!!
3. -walks outside looking epic- alright, enough actin like a eunich, time for some nice clean pussy ;)
4. -looks at the population of Atlanta, dejected- yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, I'm a stay a virgin.
5. Commercial talks about Bill Gates gettin 300 buck
6. We get some dude name William B.Gates
7. Commercial talks about the President
8. You're thinkin Obama
9. We get Shaquanda President
10. Punch a hole in your 40 inch plasma tv
11. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
12. Isn't Twilight shorter than Harry Potter? Why didn't Mr Sparkles end first?
13. Ever lost your sense of direction when in a new location for the first time?
14. Spiderman is an asshole!! nuff said

  That aside, let's shift gears since this will end the Boobman Chronicles.  Remember Episode 3? Where I brought up a particular subject that some of you are familiar with.  Well apparently, it's high time head to the full meat of my series in the same manner as that episode.

How Far is Too Far?

*Please roll with the eccentric attitude of this as you did since Episode 1. Also the Disclaimer still stands.

Viewer Discretion is Advised

1. Setting up a memorial for more than two years prior to someone's death
2. Beating the snot out of your underclassmen teammate because he was weaker than you.
3. Agging on someone who wants to be loved but leave them no indication that you don't like them until they're arrested or dead.
4. How about in between that, when this person is calling and visiting you unannounced
5. And you leave blameless?
6. Hell naw, you fucked up!! Consequences happen bitch!!
7. Oh don't cry now cause you have a stalker...
8. You think you can walk up to the gates of Hell and cry foul?
9. -backhands dumbass- Bitch, please!
10. Unlike the ones who walk home tryin to act in their right mind who sincerely ask for peace, I'm gonna laugh at your ass.
11. And YOU will behold the will of God for your life.
12. Friend-zoning.....
13. .......
14. ........
15. Whoever invented that shit deserves a pipe full of over-mutated STD's up their asses.
16. You ain't safe either, cockhole.
17. oh you just Fufilled my childhood nightmare.
18. No one's gonna love you.
19. Because you act like a bigger prostitute than the hookers walkin downtown at 3am.
20. Was your victory in that dispute pleasing?
21. Cause I hope you enjoyed being right, at the cost of this person's forgiveness
22. Hey, have you thirsty ass motherfuckers ever heard of jacking off?
23. Get a computer, go to dailymotion, find some virus free porn.
24. doesn't infect your computer
25. doesn't say no,
26. doesn't give you a fake number or rejection line
27. speakin of fake numbers and shit
28. Y'all girls ain't safe from my wrath neither.
29. Y'all too scared to tell him no or get violent to his ass
30. You deserve a dehydrated motherfucker!!
31. In Ramona's words, I rather be dead than be thirsty!
32. They're cunts,
33. You're bitches
34. Y'all deserve each other
35. Dear Millionaire Matchmaker, Dr.Phil and Hoes of the Bad Girls Club and Real Houswives of whatever
36. My dick >:)
37. Speakin of....
38. For you to tell me "I can get any girl I want", and numbers 22 and 28...
39. It's shit like y'all that dry up my dick.
40. Kiss my black Trinidadian ass!!
41. Cuff season's almost over
42. THANK
43. YOU
44. JESUS <3
45. Because this romantic hypocrisy dries my cock too!
46. I nearly gave in to this shit but still survived.

The Greatest justice you can do for me after venting my very heart is to ring the bell for my victory as I sip Grape juice.

I'm Showa 60, and right now, I need a stiffer non-alcoholic drink

-walks off pissed- [....Jesus Christ....