[written Nov 23, 2011]
So we're back to canon again, The true test of a hero begins; This is opinion based. May contain shit not suitable for pussies or minors.
What's this I smell? Oh I has a mask! [I see what you did there].
Guess the theme for this one, Internet
- Give me five minutes. I'll be there.
- -five days later- Give me five minutes. I'll be there
- Please, I'm different from those last guys you were with. Meet me in the stairwell in 4 seconds.
- Son, You better not use that motherfuckin language in this goddamn house. Shit!
- Treat your woman with tender love and care. And always respect her...
- Wife: That's really sweet dear.
- -back hands the wife- I don't see a beer with that sandwich, hoe!
- I'm tired of these dudes staring at my breasts. Time I start wearing more exposing clothes.
- I respect the personal space of others -steps within 1cm of a girl next to him-
- A flat rate of 40.00 a month
- -a month later- please pay 710,199.00 by the 15th
- Now now, this is a safe work environment -grabs co-worker's crotch-
- Not to worry, I'm a comitted husband, if you'll excuse me i have a date with my neighbor's wife.
- Welcome to Kid's Corner! home of the Twirl-adick and Pussy Planet.
- Welcome to the safest neighborhood in town -guy steals a flatscreen in the background-
- Niggas ain't shit -wears men clothing-
- Whatcha talkin bout, I don't swing that way -shows his ass crack in public while wearing pants-
- Take this to cure your dysfunction [side effects includes dick implosion and death] the best medicine in years
- There is no god -storm hits nearby pole- Oh Lord God in heaven help me!!
- If you act up, I'm gonna torture you
- Me: what if i behave?
- I'm gonna torture you
- I love you for who you are, just chop your hair off and grow a few inches.
- We're an equal opportunity employer, we just hate non-Americans
- We're against animal abuse, so we're gonna make porn and go against faux fur.
- I love him so much! That's why I filed a restraining order on him
- Someone explain why this 30 year old is arrested for dating a 25 year old?
Damn, that hard huh? Till nextime.... [finds a strand of lace]
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