LLCF Episode 3-ish.

[written July 31, Heisei23(2011).  I love big breasts.... not apologizing]


WARNING: LIKE many before this, it contains obscene language. This also contains sexual themes. you've been warned.
Also this contains a familiar subject matter of mine
I mean seriously some motherfuckers need to read the disclaimers somtimes, jeez

Life as a Boob Lover


It's a nice warm day out, you the healthy sexual male decides to walk out only to find hot half naked women walk the streets. You're not so easily phased by their looks, but one girl in particular catches your eye. before you can step within 2 feet of her, two other guys try to talk to her; you see that they're paying close attention to two things on her chest. Instantly you see right through them, just as the female does; she tells them off, they leave. You grow an innate fear of being rejected bachelor number 3, so you quickly turn around before you get cussed out.  The thing is this healthy guy knows what type of women he likes, but is cautious about it, mostly for these reasons

some women are uncomfortable with their body because they have what men usually wank to
these said motherfuckers wanna just fuck.
In the words of former B2K member Omarion; I want it as bad as they do, but they look out for themselves, I do it to make you happy.

In the case of reason number one: There are tons of girls with large boobs, but to further elaborate, there are those who are threatened by their shape and size.  Some out fear of being called a fat-ass or ugly; others because they are harassed on a constant basis by oversexed lesbians and single men; others who are jealous of Maxim babes, or a mix of all of the above. Speaking on a personal note, I'm at a disadvantage of meeting those who follow this case more than meeting a woman who is far more accepting and overjoyed. It almost feels like the only such women that exist are porn stars or the usual "good prospects are taken" cliche'; or rather, the "not your type" kind.

For reason number two; If you are a true breast man or woman, this will hurt you HARDER than a 2x4 pocky plank to the ass.  Fucking pushy mother fuckers. In certain cases i find myself in that category; mostly because of what i feel forced to deal with.  Humans are flawed individuals, if you're jumping in to romance, you're bound to fuck up in some form or fashion whether on the first try or later on, thats how it happens.  But even in my horrid failures of the previous, my intentions stayed the same: to get along and be with her for the long haul.  The fact that I've solidified my love for milk pillows comes with it, but most won't know till either one of us brings it up. I know i suck at this dating thing, but some of the news feed i witnessed when i logged on, really says some unsettling things about some of the company these angels keep.  These dick-in-the-mouth twats  are really tryin too hard. And before you chastise me about my shortcomings, let me say this, unlike the people you deal with, at least I have the balls to admit I'm wrong. The thing is, I wouldn't say this if i never had a problem to begin with. Also I'm not in the mood for "oh the right one will come to you" crap. Thanks but I'm currently in no danger or ever will be. I've grown to learn from my mistakes so please don't write me such comments

Overall, like a girl who's constantly badgered for sex, so are breast lovers as they're often labeled as shallow unrealistic deviants. Times I had to withhold this from most people seeing that society likes it's men to be eunuchs; that and i fear the response from female peers.  Some people these days just don't appreciate juggs, especially large ones.  How much mental resolve do you have REALLY? Again, a real Breast lover should look at why they love the funbags so much. And in our defense we shouldn't feel uncomfortable about it.  So what's so wrong about being a person with a preference; especially when it comes to the human body; some people like feet, some girls like fat guys and vice versa, others like big heads, some guys like small chested women. So who's to judge. So I leave with this: would it hurt to let the big breasted women and the people who love them live?
 Tune in Next time as I fondle these Halibel and Rangiku cosplayers at this panel :p
Showa: Hey ladies....
Cosplayers: hi there, Showa-sama
[Showa grabs both of their boobs]
Halibel Cosplayer: well dam, Showa-sama!
Rangiku: ouch! not so hard
Showa: :p ;)