Well, It's a new year; the 25th year of the Heisei era in Japan or 2013. There hasn't been much change, so I wouldn't expect much. But I'm not above making things happen. Some people have had bad breaks last year, in some form or fashion, there were breakdowns, shattered hopes and dreams, loved ones lost, hell, even the lives of innocent children were fucked (for real though).
For me, it was one complex form of disappointment after another; as one ended, another would soon follow. Some were on a scale bigger than my own personal life, and that is enough for a lesser person to resort to drastic measures. In spite of that, most of us somehow keep moving and keep pushing for what we long, desire, and lust for in our lives, or call upon God or deity equivalent to comfort us.
2012 was in every shape a fucked year; for starters, the craving for intimacy. We all suck at it, single, married, just plain taken, who cares... No one in reality is a candidate for love and romance. Not even me. Frankly, I suck at it, whatever advice you give will fail, and here's why: Humans are unpredictable creatures, there is no set way to approach a person unless in a professional setting. We have a better chance in getting money than learning to love someone romantically. Women, if a man prides himself as a gentleman through his mouth, he's lying to you. The clothes, the car, the attitude; probably some bullshit he learned from Dr. Phil, Tyler Perry Films, Romance Stories, reality shows, and or rap songs. There is no perfect man on this planet, and no matter what we want from you, we are just thirsty ass dry dick assholes. If it's just me, then my apologies. To be fair though, some of us don't want samples, just a lifetime supply of what you are.
Women get a pass... period
Next up is these suicidal prophets. There is nothing I hate more than conspiracy theories. If you think the world is going to end because someone gave out the specific time, then get a gun license, buy a gun and some ammo and kill yourself. Alot of people pinned their hopes on this world ending on last year; zombie apocalypse, the coming of Christ, meteorites... I thought my life sucked... Right now, 2013 has come, and the people who thought we were going to die earlier have fled without a trace. Don't you feel stupid packing all that gear for something you can't prepare for. On the subject of Jesus' return; according to the bible, He will only take the pure hearted loyal followers (in other words, the Christians we blatanly made fun of for centuries now) to heaven where they'll sip on the best blessed juice they ever tasted and play golf with god, while we go ape shit crazy on this planet. I can't wait to see what they'll do next...
Lastly, Chik-Fil-A. Damn, damn, damn.... that lemonade was awesome....
And as and added Bonus, Anime Weekend Atlanta was the Best Damned experience i ever had that year, I hope it happens again!
That's all on my rant for today, but consider new years as more than resolutions and sugar bowl parades, but a chance to walk outside and experience the start of the rest of your existence. For every hell, there is a heaven. This might be a sign that maybe it's not such a suck world.
See ya on my other blogs... Ja a ne
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